Me talking about bands to my friends .


My favorite part of School of Rock is when Tameeka’s parents look at each other in the crowd and they’re like REALLY proud of their daughter and you can just see it in their smiles because Tameeka was really shy at the beginning and she was afraid people would laugh at her for singing because she was fat and Dewey, for all his faults, tells her that Aretha Franklin is a big lady and she’s still fabulous and just

Also she’s an amazing singer and just considering the kind of school she goes to and how the parents are so strict - the fact that hers are absolutely proud of what she’s accomplished by being in a band and putting herself in the spotlight - jesus it makes me emotional.


If there was a School Of Rock album, it would be number one on the charts for like a year.


30 Day Movie Challenge, Day 9.

A Movie That You Know Practically the Whole Script Of: School of Rock


lets be real the whole reason this generation is obsessed with being punk rock is because we all grew obsessed with School of Rock


I don’t think the makers of School of Rock understand that I want an album of all the songs they came up with in the classroom.

That shit is legit rock n roll.


teacher: wheres your homework

me: *swings a really big sword*

teacher: holy shit

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I know a guy who didn’t realize he had an extra toe until he was 11



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yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

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the real question is how did i get addicted to this site 

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I ship myself with success and contentment

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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

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omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this


PAGE 1 OF 184

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar


You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!


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