slapping:

now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is

(Source: slapping, via mygardenisasecret)

aaaaa42:

did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

(via acesam)

nuditea:

last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

(via nbrhoods)

extendedburning:

godtxt:

please do not let ferguson die out like everything else big does. do not let this die out. do not let this continue on for three days and then everyone forget about it. do not let this happen.

queue this post up 3 days from now, a week from now, a month from now, a month from then. make sure even if you forget your blog will remember.

(Source: angel-scum, via red-black-and-queer)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a sign in braille that says “Do Not Touch”

(via murdockniccals)

pattyidontcarestump:

dajo42:

hey there delilah what’s it like in new york city i’m a thousand miles away but girl tonight you look so pretty yes you do

i installed a camera in your room

i’m watching you

Is this what Fall Out Boy meant by my songs know what you did in the dark?

(Source: dajo42, via mem0ry-lane)

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

(via zackisontumblr)

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

(via italiham)

"You are a child of the Universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the Universe is unfolding as it should."

Max Ehrmann (via purplebuddhaproject)

(via mem0ry-lane)

vanehwasreal:

ok so I was reading about the tv series Hannibal when I found this. this is the hannibal that deserves a tv series let’s be real

vanehwasreal:

ok so I was reading about the tv series Hannibal when I found this. this is the hannibal that deserves a tv series let’s be real

(via red-black-and-queer)

scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

(via floating-on-a-sky)

forgivemehighb100d:

the doctor’s regeneration was so sad

forgivemehighb100d:

the doctor’s regeneration was so sad

(via sprechen-zie-dick)