someidiotontheinternet:

principiosrotos:

my best friend is an atheist, but whenever she is comforting me with something in my life she uses examples of God to help me because she knows it makes me feel better, and vice versa, when i comfort her i never bring up God because i respect that it’s not something that helps or works for her

i feel like this is a model of how the world should work

that is perfect

(Source: i-hope-you-choke-on-it, via elliegalaxies)

cobrostarship:

YOU THINK YOURE SUCH A BIG FAN OF PANIC AT THE DISCO NAME THREE DISCOS THEY’VE PANICKED AT GO ON

(via haisimsim)

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via kingsleyyy)

stumplistic:

I *SMASHES UKELELE* NEED *BASHES FACE IN WALL* NEW *JUMPS OUT WINDOW* TWENTY ONE PILOTS MUSIC *RUNS NAKED SCREAMING THROUGH THE STREETS*

(via heeyoungblood)

*eats you out as a friend*

chiefsimba:

iknownothingisalliknow:

revitiligo:

thepoetspace:

amerikkkanpie:

Blows your back out as your homie

Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.

makes you cum in the spirit of comradery

Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is

hits it from the back to let you know im here for you

(Source: aterriblehusband, via haisimsim)

lovemetoinfinity:

fancypancakes:

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

so true

(via haisimsim)

underdoge:

yesimbeyonce:

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

Beyonce

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(Source: miraguey, via haisimsim)

thegirlwithkittyears:

kindbaby:

Hello this is a petition for tumblr to release all urls that have been inactive for 1+ years

okay so guys i actually wrote tumblr an email about this and got a responseimage

"I don’t want anything from you, at all. I just want to be the person you choose to sit next to in a room full with all the people you have known."

(via theladysparks)

(Source: lieandsneak, via thecoolkiddylan)

asking-laughingjack:

wolfysblog:

asking-laughingjack:

scoutregimentkarkat:

davestriderhatesstrexcorp:

unfollovving:

get-in-the-animus:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week


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IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED

damn u gonna die son


I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…SEND HELP

*sign written in random alleys near my house.* I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo. As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.

OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU

asking-laughingjack:

wolfysblog:

asking-laughingjack:

scoutregimentkarkat:

davestriderhatesstrexcorp:

unfollovving:

get-in-the-animus:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week

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?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

IM AMERICAN AND IVE NEVER EATEN MCDONALDS IM SO SCARED

damn u gonna die son

I AM SCARED I HATE MCDONALD’S AND I AMERICAN …. AM I GOING TO BE KILLED? WILL SOMEONE HIDE ME! IT’S BEEN 3 YEARS SINCE I’VE PUT ONE OF THOSE NASTY ASS BURGERS IN MY MOUTH…


SEND HELP

*sign written in random alleys near my house.*

I harbor mcdonalds fugitives. You may call me Sonchez. If you find me you will live. Find me in the center of Bluffton. Yell out the mcdonalds jingle while in town and if I hear you I will approach you and ask for help finding my dog Pablo.

As a secrecy employee of mcdonalds I can make it look like everyone in the house has been eating mcdonalds for centuries. Find your safe haven.

OH GOD OH GOD I WILL FIND YOU. THANK YOU

(via pvt-palomo)

complisults-and-explanabrags:

I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Live long and prosper.

I didn’t mean to do it but I managed to sync up the hand drops

(via thecaptainjacksparrow)

phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

(Source: mulders, via elliegalaxies)

noelleybellie:

#boysincroptops2k14

noelleybellie:

#boysincroptops2k14

(via hi)

doctorsdemons:

whitedarryl:

asatira:

elfgrove:

mmemento:

leaper182:

bead-bead:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

WHAT IS THIS BOOK!?!

It’s called “Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology”
By Cory O’Brien, and it looks highly entertaining. :D

guys…look what we did :D

(Source: thewritersramblings, via i-am-mishafuckingcollins)