the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
I'm just a lonely internet nerd. You probably are too. Does that make us best friends?
Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.”
"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”
|Fob fandom:||wOW 2013 WAS GREAT NEW MUSIC NEW MUSIC VIDEOS THEY WENT ON TOUR WITH P!ATD THEY PERFORMED AT MACYS THANKSGIVING PARADE WOWIE|
|mcr fandom:||*gunshots fired* IM NOTTTTT OKAYYYYYYY *screaming in the distance* YOU WEARRRR ME OUTTTTTT *children and mother crying*|
when im famous im going to make a fanblog for myself and take all of these pictures that i’ll make graphics and edits from and everyone will be like “omg where are you getting these pictures????” and i’ll just say google.